The Mental Masturbator

Seriously?

Guess what the big news is today?

Are you serious? It’s March 14. The economy has been bad for some time now. What’s next? “Bush Acknowledges Katrina Fuckup.” Or perhaps, “Bush Acknowledges He’s a Little Slow.” Seriously though, just look at that headline. Look at the date. Take a moment, let it sink in. Now try to relax, it’s almost over. Just 311 days left.